emilyissherlocked

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
oranguin
  • THE LITTLE MERMAID
  • Disobedient teenage daughter: i wanna be human
  • Overprotective parent: no its dangerous
  • Disobedient teenage daughter: fuk u
  • Antagonist: zap human
  • THE LITTLE MERMAID 2
  • Disobedient teenage daughter: i wanna be mermaid
  • Overprotective parent: no its dangerous
  • Disobedient teenage daughter: fuk u
  • Antagonist: zap mermaid